Hollywood Party Scene(s)
During one of my better periods – okay, damn good – I made the Hollywood and Beverly Hills party circuits, the social connections better than the professional ones for me. I’d usually find myself surrounded by people who were all in “The Biz.” Word had gotten around I was the only writer in town not writing a screenplay while claiming to have no intention of doing so, something apparently never seen before and impossible for many to fathom. They liked me but I came to be viewed as The Freak Who Didn’t Care About Fame.
At an artist friend’s party high up in the Hollywood Hills, I met a certain Oscar-winning director and people stumbling around high on the juice got ticked off at me because I didn’t know who he was and I didn’t really care. Guilty of insufficient deference. Well, he didn’t know who I was either, so I thought that evened things out. Not that Oscar winners all knew me by name, but I never did feel like kissing ass just cause someone’s rich, powerful and famous. Of course, that attitude didn’t go over well with some and I got burned a few times, but it was still a hard habit to break.
The director was typical Hollywood good looking, showed little plastic work, got along famously with the ladies – although Heidi Fleiss was there so maybe it was within some context – but everyone spent the night getting loaded and paying homage to his film – except me. I mean, I hadn’t even seen it and it’s not like he was the only Oscar winner in the damn place. I’d been nominated for a Pulitzer but no one cared about that, so call it what you want. I just retreated to the back of the room and started doing shots of Patron Silver. Despite everyone being hammered and doing lines of anything within reach, I seemed to upset the host. He stalked over to the corner I’d taken refuge in and demanded to know why I wasn’t mingling, what was my problem. He knew I wasn’t big on mingling, so when I reminded him of that I seriously had to fight the urge to take a swing at him – and the director too – while somehow avoiding the Beautiful People. I swear I could hear the room muttering, Hagland can’t write anymore anyway, I liked him more when he wrote funny shit.
Screw that! I cut out – the ultimate sin since no one arrives early; everyone arrives and stays late in Hollywood. I went home, retched at the kitchen sink while sliming the counter instead, let my bile get the best of me and wrote a lousy story before throwing the director’s film I’d been gifted into the dumpster out back. Besides, I was going over to Dennis Hopper’s pad in Venice the next day and he’d always been more my style.
Scott C. Holstad has authored 60+ books & has appeared in Minnesota Review, Exquisite Corpse, Santa Clara Review, TODAY Show, Long Shot, Chiron Review, Ginosko Literary Journal, Southern Review & Poetry Ireland Review. He lives in Gettysburg with his wife & cat & his website can be found at https://hankrules2011.com.