In the meantime, don’t get too close to the guard dogs,
Especially the phosphorescent ones from the peat bog.
The inmates are wandering around my floor,
Standing there gossiping in front of my door.
The stake holding them looks a little stressed.
If they escape it can only be for the best.
I’m an ignoramus, it’s true.
Would gladly pay you later for a few.
“What did you say?” he asked, grinning like an idiot.
These pants are a 38, they shouldn’t fit.
Do you want an honest answer to that question?
You can multiply it by an obscure radical fraction.
It lasted all day, whatever it was.
That was one way to get a buzz.
Time is both progressive and cyclical—
I was going places on my bicycle.
My shoelaces don’t always cooperate.
And my pupils don’t always dilate.
At least I don’t have to report back to the talent agency
Regarding my level of plangency.
It takes more than a costume to become an actor,
You have to be up on the beauty factor.
His architecture aspires to invisibility.
His can openers are arranged in order of utility.
Ian Ganassi‘s has appeared recently or will appear soon, in numerous literary magazines, such as New American Writing; BlazeVox; Otoliths, Beyond Words, Home Planet News, The Yale Review, and The American Journal of Poetry, among many others. His full length collection, Mean Numbers, was published in 2016 by China Grove Press. A second book is forthcoming from MadHat Press. Selections from an ongoing collaboration with a painter can be found at http://www.thecorpses.com.